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Less Than Zero.....
#123183 - 11/15/05 03:42 PM Attachment (77 downloads)
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I'm not sick but I'm not well.....
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Fucking Beautiful!!!
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If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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I feel like I just watched an episode of Biography. A little more informed, a little dirtier, maybe in need of some rubbing alcohol for me eyes
Nice job, Burg...get thyself some spinnaz for that ride
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Simply the finest example of why I love this shit. Another beautiful life down the drain...who's next?
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just what the hell was this cunt thinking???? (micheal mayhem)
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Best example of storytelling without words since Kubrick's 2001.
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"If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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Simply the finest example of why I love this shit. Another beautiful life down the drain...who's next?
Credit to the master himself, Smelly Monkey. His last all-picture thread was a classic due to the bowl of spaghetti and meatballs picture monkey included...thats what partially inspired the fried eggs as metaphor for Genesis Skye's brain (that and the mid 1980's anti-drug commercials "This is drugs....This is your brain on drugs...any questions?")
...this IS the Monkey's Cage...and at least he got his money back.
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I'm not sick but I'm not well.....
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Brilliant Burg, absolutely Brilliant...
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Magnificent story Burg. encore, encore.
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" Bitch, not even a dumptruck full of Gucci bags would get me to do you. "- Gia Jordan response to pornactorforhire
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His Interview last night at PSK of Genesis is too fucking funny to just let slide by...she's still hot, still smoking, but does anyone see the germination of another version of this continuing story/theme?
From Luke is Back:
Genesis Skye says she was arrested on a warrant for not showing up to court for her DUI of about a year back. She called Brett Rockman who put up $2500 and bailed her out of jail (Genesis only spent six hours there).
(Comment: I think this is admirable...too many people talk about how the porn community has no support system for its performers, that young girls are often left hung out to dry and forced to pay for their mistakes, bad judgement and excessive desires. NOT TRUE! Seriously, I know, back when I was 22 years old, I did not have too many NON-blood related people I could just call at the drop of a hat who would come down and bail me out of such a situation to the tune of $2500. In fact, even my dad would never have done that for me back then..."Sit on your ass and rot, you think you are so fucking smart. Maybe now you will REALLY learn something useful...you can't know better than to not drink and drive, but you sure as shit can tell me about The Peloponnesian War or the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, Huh?")
Luke: "Why didn't you go to court?"
Genesis: "I didn't feel like it.
"I'm just kidding.
"My car got stolen [about eight months ago] and I couldn't get there."
Luke: "Why did you break up with that nice man you were with, the set-builder who worked for major studios?"
Genesis: "He broke up with me. He kicked me out of the car [in the beginning of February]. I went and took all my s--- and I left him. And I haven't gone back. I'm so proud of me."
Luke: "How are you holding up?"
Genesis: "I'm awesome. I've reinvented myself. I'm back working again. I just shot for Playboy."
Luke: "How's your broken heart recovering?"
Genesis: "It's not broken. Not this time."
They were together nine months.
Genesis says her ex was a coke dealer.
Luke: "I thought he was set-builder for major studios."
Genesis: "Then he lost his job."
Luke: "I thought you guys were clean."
Genesis: "That's just what we told people. Now I can tell the truth."
Luke: "I thought you guys were getting married."
Genesis: "We were. I can't stand him anymore."
Luke: "Does he still come to Porn Star Karaoke?"
Genesis: "I don't think they'd let him in."
Luke: "How did you thank Brett Rockman?"
Genesis: "Crying. I felt bad that after all this time, he still cared. I care about him still. There's nothing there anymore. We both know that."
Genesis plans on getting many piercings. "I just got my lip pierced to commemorate going to jail."
Luke: "Congratulations."
Genesis says she's living with Star, a big blonde who often comes to porn events.
Luke: "Is that your real hair color?"
Genesis: "Yeah. I just dyed it black. I used to wear wigs a lot.
"I'm talking to Mofo when we're not drinking. We're always drinking. I'm an alcoholic. No, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings. So did I.
"There's nothing wrong with having a couple of drinks. I'm not driving. They took my license [law enforcement] and my car [Genesis says it was stolen about seven months ago]."
Luke: "How do you get to sets?"
Genesis: "I had a driver but he got arrested two days ago (DUI, speeding, etc)."
Luke: "Cool. It sounds like you've got your life together."
What the fuck is with the timeline on the Car situation? Stolen, or DUI'd/Impounded?
(Genesis sweetie, I seriously hope your new scenes that you will be shooting will accurately reflect your new found dedication and committment to Porn as your latest ticket out of the maelstrom that is your life...seriously, I am already hard in anticipation...Christ you are so fucking beautiful that this shit like Luke's interview is 26 times more interesting and morbidly fascinating than it should be.... )
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She should really be blacklisted. It'd save her life and prevent her from blowing her brains out on someone's set. Lol.
http://www.tonymalice.com/
http://www.tonymalice.com/2006/03/genesis_skye_white_powder_blac.html
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Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand!
http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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Good lookin chicks get away with murder.
I'm thinking of a scene in the movie Rush where Jason Patric has to assfuck Jennifer Jason Leigh to cure her bouts of drug depravation.
This is an open call from me to Genesis. Please let me cornhole you back to sobriety.
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She should really be blacklisted. It'd save her life and prevent her from blowing her brains out on someone's set. Lol.
http://www.tonymalice.com/
http://www.tonymalice.com/2006/03/genesis_skye_white_powder_blac.html
Tonymalice.com? You know your real life is over, right? I know your real name, plum. You're an insect.
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Tonymalice.com? You know your real life is over, right? I know your real name, plum. You're an insect.
Ha, Satan already knows the name, and where to find me.
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Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand!
http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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Heres how to deal with the flaking and documentation shit.
book two women.
The first one who arrives with the right paperwork gets paid and the other gets sent home. Period.... end of Story... If the late Lucy starts whining then just tell her that this is a business.
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Killing christians is so cool.
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Heres how to deal with the flaking and documentation shit.
book two women.
The first one who arrives with the right paperwork gets paid and the other gets sent home. Period.... end of Story... If the late Lucy starts whining then just tell her that this is a business.
except then you get a reputation as a flake. THEN WHAT?
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Heres how to deal with the flaking and documentation shit.
book two women.
The first one who arrives with the right paperwork gets paid and the other gets sent home. Period.... end of Story... If the late Lucy starts whining then just tell her that this is a business.
except then you get a reputation as a flake. THEN WHAT?
Then you arrive as a truly useless pornstar who we will never book again. Yay for irresponsibility!
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