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Tampa show pictures monkey style
#118119 - 10/12/05 04:19 PM
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Nice lot to comment on, some depressing and others well more depressing (sky lopez, why?)
Garfields dad once again showing up for the free food, does he own a shirt with sleeves, he is like the wankus of dolphins gear when it comes to muscle shirts. Look at the girl in the back with the light shinning off her forehead, she reminds me of a girl who i told olive oil was great for your skin and she turned up covered in olive oil the next day when i was a kid. (monkey chuckles to himself knowing he has been an asshole for a long time, longer then he originally thought)
Well the message board break looks like its done wonders for kami, she has reduced her scary crazy appearance by 5%. 
Looks like monster is still close to kami. People have to fuck that, i bet shes thanking god everyday for the military.
Check out her forearms, porn chicks have no business showing up to these things looking like extras from michael jackson's thriller (which reminds me where is the michael jackson smiley?, didn't monster push hard enough to get this added?)
Sean michaels still looking like the black kermit, is there anyone whiter in the industry today then this guy? Nice to see he could step down from his pedestal for a few days to attend the tampa show and mingle with people who are usually beneath him. (id give my soul if luke got a picture of a crack out janet jacme begging sean for $50 for old times sake)
It must kill her that she was a small tweak of sperm away from being mildly attractive, her mother's orgasmic twitch as her sperm made its way into her egg is probably the reason she looks like a cross between an emu and ross perot.
(sighs) Jersey jaxson, making cheap look nasty since 2004.
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An orgy of knock offs, bad taste, horrid tattoos, hard looking make up and unwashed hair.
Sometimes you get pictures that are so obvious and easy that it becomes difficult because you don't want to make the comments that everyone already knows and this is one of them, but we can all agree that she is horrid and has no right in the sex biz in any way , shape or form.
Smart girl, when you know your ugly find someone who is even less appealing then you when people take your picture, a trick that has worked for hundreds of years.
i love this picture, because moments before it was taken billy has given her a kiss on the check and taken about 3 inches of her whore makeup back with him , luke then snaps a picture giving people the right to start rumors that billy is deep into a crack addiction.
Depressing. Sky lopez  . Look at her, actually before i get to that, wasn't she a born again christian like a week ago?. Look at her, why do girls do this?, obviously read front to back on how to end up looking like a neo nazi jew/former porn star of the early to mid 90's bianca trump handbook for dummies. For those who aren't familiar with her, she was one of the top 5 porn stars look and performance wise only 3-4 years ago. You know she has had a huge slide when im not even commenting on that black silverball next to her.
Okay now i do have to comment on the black mirror ball in the back, if you look like busta rhymes and are a woman then please please please don't try getting into porn, with her cheap nipple tape hanging out, over the top blue eye shadow, just kill yourself, this gets shit gets me angry porn peddlers, you can say no god damn it. Turn people like this away, thats what street corners are for.
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Getting your tit out with the mother mary tat looking on, classy girl.
holly looked much better a few pounds heavier.
I just like how she has managed to keep her femininity despite working for years in the porn biz, she is easy on the eyes.
Tell me how am i supposed to live without youuuuuuuu, and how am I supposed to carry onnnnnn (light boos start coming from the crowd)
mckenzie lee is an attractive girl but she has to get her teeth fixed, she doesn't have to get the over the top caps but she needs to do something, the chewing on rocks look isn't sexy.
 
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holly looked much better a few pounds heavier.
I didn't know that was her until Luke put names to his pics. I was surprised. I actually think she looks better, and that's why this photo from her site really upset me.
Fuckin' tease.
The photos of her swimming in a shirt and shorts were a little perplexing, seeing how her body looks pretty good in the other pics. Unless jumping in the pool was spontaneous and not planned, I don't see why she wouldn't feel comfortable in a swimsuit. The requisite public pool attire for obese boys under the age of twelve is not a sexy look.
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She did not have a bathing suit, so I chivalrously offered her my (clean) tighty-whiteys (grey-colored) and t-shirt.
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She did not have a bathing suit, so I chivalrously offered her my (clean) tighty-whiteys (grey-colored) and t-shirt.
Good ol' Luke...gives us Pics AND actually uses the word 'chivalrously' in the XPT Monkey Cage. Super indeed...
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as usual, holly's cuter than the porn chicks. i'm almost jealous of luke-then i remember the white serial-killer van from the 80's.
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You don't mention how old your son is, but that's not that important because being Dominican, he will be thrice as slow to develop as a caucasian child anyway-bornyo
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Sean Michaels, when asked his IQ score, gives the answer in gesture form.
Once the first tattoo gave Sky Lopez hepatitis C, she saw no reason to stop getting more. Also pictured is RuPaul.
Learn this, xxxpt parents: If you don't get your kids braces now, they'll go into porn to spite you.
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Is that Jersey Jackson on the left? There has been much cruelty directed towards her on this board, mostly concerning her teeth and her tattoo of Texas. This deeply disturbs me (the cruelty).
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up...
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AND AWAY!
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She did not have a bathing suit, so I chivalrously offered her my (clean) tighty-whiteys (grey-colored) and t-shirt.
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“I'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him." Deniro & Brandon Irons
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**MONKEY CAGE XPT ALERT**
While I am away vacationing in Vegas under the influence, this will be my Avatar...
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I'm not sick but I'm not well.....
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When did sky lopez become evan 'spyder' seinfeld. AKA- Mr tera patrick. 
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luke hit me on where this pic is from:
from the KSEX forums
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