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We all knew it would end this way when the hair went black. The girl was a sophoclean creation, willfully thrashing against her fate until coming to a tragic end. She was once a nice, promising young girl and leaves her my little pony collection to the bitter porn director who came here to tell about how pornography had left her barren and she leaves her jamie gillis doll to pariah, despite her dissapointment with finding out that she was to recieve dollars not euros as she anticipated. she clearly learned to be such a "good soldier" from the abusive relationship with brandon. he taught her how to hide the bruises he'd leave while shouting "tell me i'm taller than you! say it!" ---then *POP!* everything changed after that, she was dead inside and pushed the limits like a person seeking freedom from life rather than thrills and adrenalin.
she was found dead last night, half-eaten by a polar bear she had fitted in leather bondage gear. if you'd like to make a donation to her memory, please make all checks payable to the "deport brandon irons fund".
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delete the highly-disrespectful post by smartt, i appreciate it mods
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smartt You are a piece of human dung. you've ruined this hilarious thread. Monkey you need to delete his thread a soon as you see it.
By the way, is that front page proof of your handiwork?
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Smartt's just showing of the porno that he likes to whack-off to. It is still spamming by jrv's own definition, that snake owes me an explanation!
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Oh fuck...
C'mon Smartt, the last thing the porn industry needs right now is that sort of thing on an industry bulliten board.
Can someone please remove that grusome image?
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Thats just what Smartt does to little boys who say no.
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'a polar bear in leather bondage gear' that's great!
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WHere is Melissa anyway? I haven't seen her post anywhere lately.
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I haven't seen her post anywhere lately.
Good.
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I haven't seen her post anywhere lately.
Good.
Whoa. You don't like Mel?
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Nope.
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Damn, I thought everyone liked Mel.
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Last I heard Melissa was going to shoot for insex - and they're not softcore - and her boob job had been rescheduled for a few weeks later. Her myspace page says she is logging in there so she hasn't completely disappeared.
Who knows? Maybe she's bored with porn forums. Hopefully Gen or Kami will run into her at some point and get the scoop.
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Last I heard Melissa was going to shoot for insex - and they're not softcore - and her boob job had been rescheduled for a few weeks later. Her myspace page says she is logging in there so she hasn't completely disappeared.
Who knows? Maybe she's bored with porn forums. Hopefully Gen or Kami will run into her at some point and get the scoop.
This is just JRV trying to create an alibi. The way hes obsessed with pornstars, the odds are quite high that Melissa told him she wasnt interested in beating him hellfire style because he's already so pathetic. I mean look at this guy. Heres a man that has a Magnum PI moustache (the show ended almost 20 years ago cocksucker, get over it!), hes recently become eligible for the senior meal at Dennys, and he's a gemini, I know this because I've seen his twin. His twin is that fag that won the first season of Survivor...Richard Hatch. Anyways when Melissa told him she pitied da fool and couldnt beat his ass, JRV snapped and pulled a Smartt and disassembled her body parts as if they were Legos. If I were a gambling man I would say JRV shit Melissa out 2 weeks ago. We already know he likes to stab people in the back. Is this really that far fetched?
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this is great, monkey's a genius---somone's now constantly reading this thread a-la wallice. why couldn't it have been smartt instead being devoured by that polar bear with an erection? there's no fucking justice.
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and to think smartt's final demise started here.....you're history brazilian, take your second smartt account with you and go get head from more aids-ridden trannies. it's over for you here, you're disgraced.
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and to think smartt's final demise started here.....you're history brazilian, take your second smartt account with you and go get head from more aids-ridden trannies. it's over for you here, you're disgraced.
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Yawn huh? is that the noise you make while trying to swallow your dead girlfriends knob? I hate to break this to you, IT probably killed itself because of something you did to IT. Your a sick fucker that should be burned at the stake and then chopped into little parts and shipped off into space so that you cant possibly contaminate anything humans have contact with, both now and in the future.
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jesus, melissa's bitter now that she's got a pink-sock for an asshole.
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I fucking love Melissa.
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I like meliss but im aware of how evil she is at the same time.
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Well she is French, so calling her evil is redundant 
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Doesn't count. Holly loves everyone--hence Luke's torment. If Terry Southern were still alive he'd say to hell with the Voltairean homage and just name it Holly.
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i have always gotten along well with Melissa....she is pretty funny sometimes.....
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She's very cool -- I've always liked her and sometimes she really cracks me up.
Also, I think james has her birth year wrong. She's only recently 21, I think.
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Shes 21 like Envy is 25  Someone should carbon date her pussy, I'm sure youd find out shes really like 28.
Not that I'm advocating the Skeeter Kerkoves and TT Boys of the world but I think the most erotic thing I could ever watch of Melissa would be a total role reversal in which shes on the receiving end of someones singapore cane. I would love to participate in the smacking....  Theres something erotic about a bitch that makes a living off of degrading and humiliating men, and then all of a sudden shes beaten into submission herself. 
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She's very cool -- I've always liked her and sometimes she really cracks me up.
Also, I think james has her birth year wrong. She's only recently 21, I think.
She was an active and very funny poster here for a while, in spite of being Brandon Irons bitch at the time.
Then, Brandon got caught with all his fake usernames and everyone just thought "eewwww, what if that was him". About the time we got over that, she started the hellfire sex thing and now everyone is just scared.
As to her age, I think james is using a different source other than what AVN might say. Regardless, she looks great.
People who were around back in those halcyon days will remember her trademark smiley: 
Hard to imagine her using that now, huh?
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LOL... I don't like EVERYONE, I just like most people. Because I can't go around bad-mouthing people in the industry (some of us already know how much trouble that's gotten me into) I can't express my dislike for certain people. But believe me, there are a few people in the industry I'd like to see get their teeth knocked out. But only a few. 
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Goddamn it's good to have Coochie back.
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Everytime I've ever talked to Melissa, she's always been cheerful and bright.
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Then, Brandon got caught with all his fake usernames and everyone just thought "eewwww, what if that was him". About the time we got over that, she started the hellfire sex thing and now everyone is just scared.
Like thats pretty much what happened, that and she tried to kill me. Both equally disturbing, depending on who you are i guess.
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LOL... I don't like EVERYONE, I just like most people. Because I can't go around bad-mouthing people in the industry (some of us already know how much trouble that's gotten me into) I can't express my dislike for certain people. But believe me, there are a few people in the industry I'd like to see get their teeth knocked out. But only a few.
Holly hates me but plays nice because i fund her shoots.
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Yes, nothing says home like walking in and seeing the dog has shit on the carpet and your wife is fucking the handyman, good to have you back coochie.
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I recently seen her scene in Joey Saliva's Service Animals 18. It was pretty intense. She was licking Dirty Harry's spit of the floor with a plastic bag wrapped around her head.
Strange? Hell yeah, but def  material.
Why? God only knows, but look how dirty that floor is 
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She is the fucking DEVIL and she is here to do the devils work.
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The DEVIL seems a tad harsh.Are you sure she isn't just the long awaited arrival of the ANTI-CHRIST?
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She has overtaken my soul a time or two.
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She is the fucking DEVIL and she is here to do the devils work.
Thank you, Ive been saying it since day 2. She is here to bring harm and pain.
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I'm waiting to see what Brandon feels about the subject
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She is the fucking DEVIL and she is here to do the devils work.
Thank you, Ive been saying it since day 2. She is here to bring harm and pain.
Didn't she have a crush on you? Where did the love go?! 
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you people know Mel Mel is going to come back and slaughter you all one by one. She's the freddy krueger of XPT.
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i was wrong, she's not dead, she just has lunch-lady arms now 
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That's what happens when she stops taking the cock. Yet another French surrender.
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She looks great in the pics h2c posted. The little-to-no make-up look is difficult for any girl to pull off, but she does it. Kudos to her for still looking fresh-faced.
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I just looked at the pictures again, a little more closely, and noticed the stomach region. Damn, that's unfortunate.
Can anybody zoom in on her stomach in the second pic so we can clearly see what we're dealing with here?
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I just looked at the pictures again, a little more closely, and noticed the stomach region. Damn, that's unfortunate.
Can anybody zoom in on her stomach in the second pic so we can clearly see what we're dealing with here?
Well good catch R, but for me there is no need to zoom, I can see the Quizno's Toasted <fill in da blank> hanging like a booger off an otherwise gorgeous face.
Melissa has been too long in the states. She needs to go back to france and get back on and into the french way of living and the diet, where you can EAT and EAT and EAT all the fattening, delicious shit you want and gain zero pounds and watch your cholesterol actually dip... Melissa is still one of the most gorgeous women in porn, but it is clear the deleterious impact of the American way of life/diet is screwing with her big time. She might wanna lay off the vics too...just sayin'....lots of chicks gain weight (initially) when they pop pain pills.
Ah bullshit, even with that "roll" Mel is still hott...just dont let it go any further than this Mel....
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That's what happens when she stops taking the cock. Yet another French surrender.
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Well good catch R, but for me there is no need to zoom, I can see the Quizno's Toasted <fill in da blank> hanging like a booger off an otherwise gorgeous face.
Melissa has been too long in the states. She needs to go back to france and get back on and into the french way of living and the diet, where you can EAT and EAT and EAT all the fattening, delicious shit you want and gain zero pounds and watch your cholesterol actually dip... Melissa is still one of the most gorgeous women in porn, but it is clear the deleterious impact of the American way of life/diet is screwing with her big time. She might wanna lay off the vics too...just sayin'....lots of chicks gain weight (initially) when they pop pain pills.
Ah bullshit, even with that "roll" Mel is still hott...just dont let it go any further than this Mel....
I was trying to give her the benefit of doubt. Like maybe the chub was enhanced by shadow, or captured at an unflattering angle, or... fuck it. Yeah, it's not good. The more you examine it, the more the sad truth jumps out.
There's nothing more tragic than a girl who squanders the gift of beauty -- the greatest gift ANYONE can receive. In Mel's case it's a double tragedy since she has already paid a lot of money to enhance her look (boob job).
Luckily, she still has that face, and she's nowhere near Lisa Sparxxx territory, so it should only take a little work to get back in great shape.
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Bitch is probably just chunking up to store fat needed when she helps the starving children in Ethiopia. Mel, you still gonna do that? In between your plastic surgeries, your privates and all those other altruistic nonsuperficial things?
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you call this fat, fuckers? Y'all need to get an eye exam.
(pic 3 months old).
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You are as hot as train smoke.
especially as a brunette. nice.
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you call this fat, fuckers? Y'all need to get an eye exam. (pic 3 months old).
Did the French broad just say y'all?
The pic looks adorable, but 3 months can do alot of things to one's body tone.
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you call this fat, fuckers? Y'all need to get an eye exam.
(pic 3 months old).
Please let us know when you will be taking the next cock in your ass. Until then, you're dead to me. 
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you call this fat, fuckers? Y'all need to get an eye exam.
(pic 3 months old).
This would be perfect... except those mangled fake tits just kill the whole deal.
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For the most part fake tits look horrible, but I think Melissa got some good ones. Definitly far from "mangled." Kudos on doing your research before going under the knife, Missy. I think you could put on 30 more lbs and still look great.
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Still very, very strokeworthy.
Melissa, according to Leah Luv, Hillary Scott's ass smells. How's yours these days? Seriously. I'm very interested.
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you call this fat, fuckers? Y'all need to get an eye exam.
(pic 3 months old).
Not at all. Looking good Mel. Does this mean your gonna start posting regularly again?
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