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Phil Owensmouth
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Kill Whores Not Animals
#95625 - 05/17/05 06:26 PM
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 I never thought I’d see the day that I’d agree with what stupid porn whores have to say. But, this Sexy Outdoor Sports company is doing some bad shit. Innocent animals shouldn’t be killed or harmed in porn. That’s what we have whores for, assholes!
Animals give us food, clothes, companionship, security—all kinds of purposeful shit. Whores on the other hand are worthless  ! When was the last time a whore brought you a newspaper or dug you out of an avalanche? When was the last time a whore led your blind dad to the store or fought off the gang of black guys trying to jack the rims on your twin turbo Mitsubishi Lancer? If you’re gonna kill a living thing for porn, then why not kill something that’s already dead inside? 
 Why not kill Cytherea? I mean, what purpose does this idiot really serve? She pisses. Stop the fucking AVN presses! We have a fucking genius in our mix! I’m sure if my daddy had crept under the sheets with me every nite when I was five, I’d have some award winning bed-wetting skills too. 
Why not kill Shay Sights? Hell, she looks like a horse anyway? Who will know the difference? 
Why the fuck not kill geriatric whores like Teri Weigel, Taylor Wayne, and Nina Hartley? It’s time someone put these fleabags out to pasture. Why dont we shoot Teri Weigel and have Cytherea and Kurt Lockwood fuck on her corpse! id stroke to that. 
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LadyB
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The chicklet ate the damn water buffalo?
I see nothing wrong with the idea of killing the water buffalo, and then doing whatever sexual kinda thing they want to do with it, around it, or on it.
I just think that there is nothing fucking sexy about a porn chick that takes two shots to bag an old goat.
I'm a gun freak, and I find a good shot sexy as hell. But having to hold the damn thing down and shoot it twice is disgusting. That is not sexy, hot or even slightly cool.
I'd be happier if they ate both the carcasses too.
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Welcome back Phil. 
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Why not kill Shay Sights? Hell, she looks like a horse anyway? Who will know the difference?
I saw this woman in a 'Gag Factor' scene. She's had severe plastic surgery including a Michael Jackson-calibre rhinoplasty butchering. As the penis pistoned into her mouth, snot ran out of her nose. This angered her and she pulled away, exclaiming "Snot's running out of my nose!" She wiped it away and sniffed. As she sniffed, her nostrils would close shut like a seal's or another animal that must spend much of its time beneath the water. The face fucking resumed and the snot continued to run and as you would expect Jim Powers focused on the flow as it ran with hypnotic slowness down her upper lip. I'm not really going anywhere with this. Shay Sights destroyed herself physically with plastic surgery, and then destroyed her soul in porn. Yet she probably thinks she looks marvelous and is a star.
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I just think that there is nothing fucking sexy about a porn chick that takes two shots to bag an old goat.
What about a group of ten LA sheriff's deputies who need 120 shots to wing a guy possibly evading at "speeds of up to 35 mph"?
Giving an LA sheriff's deputy a gun seems, by experiment, no safer than letting a whore blast away.
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I just think that there is nothing fucking sexy about a porn chick that takes two shots to bag an old goat.
Insert rosacea "JRV" pic here
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Couldn't agree with you more jrv.lol
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