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Jezebelle Bond drunkenly threatens Pornstar
#184717 - 09/23/06 06:10 AM
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http://blog.myspace.com/jezebellebond13
Saturday, September 23, 2006
GO SPELUNKING IN HUGE VAGINA! please welcome CHARLOTTE STOKLEY!!!
Current mood: accomplished
Category: News and Politics
So...
i went to a porn party tonight for "naughty and nice"...too bad they didn't expect the naughty part! so i saw this cavernous vagina named "charlotte" who made a pass at my dude about a year ago. what she failed to realize is that I REMEMBER SHIT! so...i get a drink...or two...go up to her at the party...put my hand on her shoulder and my thumb on her throat. i say to her " i know who you are and i remember you trying to fuck my dude behind my back. i will eat your fucking liver bitch."
i leave to go do publicity pics for friend...if i seriously wanted to do her harm...HA HA HA! i would've! not ten minutes later does some random "bouncer" come in and tell me i have to leave. well, if i'm getting kicked out then it's FAIR GAME BITCHES!!! so i slam her head against the wall. not like the bleach head is gonna feel anything...AT ALL!
charlotte...sweet tits...save yourself the humiliation of having your ass beat in front of cameras -OR- having to look over your shoulder constantly for your own private "boogie man" for the rest of your career and just let me beat the shit outta your face! dammit! i guess your daddy got there WAY WAY before me...by the looks of it...someone rolled over that shit storm with a tractor trailer! like whoa!
kisses on whatever parts still have tread!
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save yourself the humiliation of having your ass beat in front of cameras
 someone make this happen.
where's monstar to defend charlotte's honor?
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I caught the tail end of it. 
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I caught the tail end of it.
Elaborate, dude, seriously, don't leave us hangin.
Slightly different note. Why are porn chicks so protective of their boyfriends? They take dick all day long from other guys, but their man can't get a little side action?
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I met ms. bond outside like 10 min before that, she was so sweet.... 
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It's called Alcoholism.
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save yourself the humiliation of having your ass beat in front of cameras
someone make this happen.
Someone ranting like that at 2 a.m. is not normal, was she taking any of Lori Lust's (verion 2.0) "fitness products?"
My money says this whorefight-to-be will peter out, much like her fellow motorhead Cytherea's threats to beat up Jenaveve Joli at the AVN Awards last year.
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somebody please cast these two in a scene together! G/G/A
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Nice save. She deleted it already.
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LOL... damn I'm glad I don't drink anymore.
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Sound like someone is jealous over more than just a boyfriend.
J. Bond didn't amount to much and is jealous of a hotter, more attractive, and more in demand performer.
What's the matter jizzabell? Jill Kelly lose your #?
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Sound like someone is jealous over more than just a boyfriend.
J. Bond didn't amount to much and is jealous of a hotter, more attractive, and more in demand performer.
What's the matter jizzabell? Jill Kelly lose your #?
The last scenes I've seen from Jezebelle are fucking hot, either she's an awesome thespian cause her lips tremble, her stomach shakes and her toes curl she looks like she's really into it. The only scene I've seen of Charlote was for Big Mouthfuls...it wasn't bad but nowhere near as intense as Jezebelle.
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Skanktastic!
Mean girl picking on sweet Charlotte. Boo!
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Why is Jezebelle so concerned if someone hits on her unemployed, loser, pimp, dealer (make your own choice) boyfriend?
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The best part of this whole deal is that the boyfriend gets a free walk. Most likely Charlotte wasn't trying to get with Jez's boyfriend, it was Jez's boyfriend fucking around trying to hit some new puss(Charlotte). So, he's out and about looking to get some play, Jez sees "potential hubby" talking to fresh meat, Charlotte, and Jez blows up on Char.
That's one charismatic muthafukkin suitcase pimp.
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Sounds to me like one of those fights the bad girls started when I was in seventh grade, course that may be Jez's frame of mind ( or lack their of). GUess she just doesn't play well with others. She's off my list of possible interviewees. I crossed "getting beaten up" off my to do list already, sorry Jez. 
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