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For the girls... what's your favorite 'sex act'?
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Sorry I know "sex act" is a lame term, but I couldn't think of any other way to describe it. Just curious as to what really gets the girls in the biz off-- is it pussy eating, doggie-style, etc? Personally I LOVE giving bjs. I think it's a control issue, but there is nothing better than having control over a guy's pleasure and watching him enjoy your handiwork. Neck and back-of-the-shoulder kissing is my "button"-- no matter who you are if you get kiss me on the back of the shoulder or on my neck I get wet instantly. But bjs... oh boy I love it! Sorry it's been a long time, I think I'm getting sexually frustrated... Somebody shut me up!
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holly, when christie lee smothers my wife to death now that she fellates loggers at rest-stops, i'm marrying you much to my family's horror.
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You don't mention how old your son is, but that's not that important because being Dominican, he will be thrice as slow to develop as a caucasian child anyway-bornyo
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holly, when christie lee smothers my wife to death now that she fellates loggers at rest-stops, i'm marrying you much to my family's horror.
What are you talking about? Your family would love me-- parents always do. I'm incredibly polite, watch my language and help wash the dishes after dinner. I never talk about porn-- if there son didn't tell them you'd have no idea I'd ever even seen a porn flick. If there is anything my mother taught me, it's manners, manners, mannners! In fact, she insisted I learn good table manners and tennis because "You never know when you're going to dine with the president." I don't think she was considering Bush when she told me this.
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game on, sistah.
back in the day when gw was still a fuckup and hbs classmate of mommy, he used to drop glassware full of wine all over my parent's condo. they still have some scandanavian/b-haus table with his efforts ingrained upon it.
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Definitely BJs are the best... taking control with the right penis that fits perfectly in your mouth and throat, can feel good and can often cause me to have an "O" 
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game on, sistah.
back in the day when gw was still a fuckup and hbs classmate of mommy, he used to drop glassware full of wine all over my parent's condo. they still have some scandanavian/b-haus table with his efforts ingrained upon it.
Wait-- your mom went to school with Bush? Seriously? Oh please tell me you have more stories!
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hey, hbs class of 75 dawg. plus w69 with hillary.
the most salacious shit i can dish here is he used to go to class in a white t-shirt and dip and spit it in a bottle when everyone else wore ties. his explanation? "my dad runs the cia"
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hey, hbs class of 75 dawg. plus w69 with hillary.
the most salacious shit i can dish here is he used to go to class in a white t-shirt and dip and spit it in a bottle when everyone else wore ties. his explanation? "my dad runs the cia"
I see his logic- nothing wrong with that.
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Another gb coffee table story.
I friend did blow off the coffee table in the suite at the Watergate w/shrub in '84 when ghwb won the reelection.
And my friend was on the w.house staff at the time.
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plus w69 with hillary.
Heard she was a commited carpet muncher, any truth?
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holly, when christie lee smothers my wife to death now that she fellates loggers at rest-stops, i'm marrying you much to my family's horror.
My reading comprehension must suck today. Are you saying Christie Lee or your wife fellates loggers? If you mean your wife, I suggest an honor killing. If you mean Christie, I suggest getting a red flannel shirt and an axe, then waiting your turn.
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holly, when christie lee smothers my wife to death now that she fellates loggers at rest-stops, i'm marrying you much to my family's horror.
My reading comprehension must suck today. Are you saying Christie Lee or your wife fellates loggers? If you mean your wife, I suggest an honor killing. If you mean Christie, I suggest getting a red flannel shirt and an axe, then waiting your turn.
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famous politicians? ehhh. they lose their mystique once you live in their homes so their daughters can use you for sex.
And it sounds like PornActorForHire has administered this woman's favorite sex act: http://www.PornActorForHire.com/reality.mp3
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Holly
The combination of the "green bean" photo with your newly disclosed taste for sucking dick has left both my mind and my member in a state of flaccid exhaustion.
Thank you. 
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I'm all about the cunnilingus 
Oh my god!! I'm two posts away from being a suit case pimp
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here it comes.... 
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I'm all about the cunnilingus
Oh my god!! I'm two posts away from being a suit case pimp
Welcome to the club. 
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holly, when christie lee smothers my wife to death now that she fellates loggers at rest-stops, i'm marrying you much to my family's horror.
My reading comprehension must suck today. Are you saying Christie Lee or your wife fellates loggers? If you mean your wife, I suggest an honor killing. If you mean Christie, I suggest getting a red flannel shirt and an axe, then waiting your turn.
Jamsen kaleidoscopically pistoning syntax is off putting and infuriating at first, but after you hung out in threads with him for awhile you realize he should be writing novels and saving the art of literature.
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after middlemarch, what's left dawg? some russians?
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what you up to holly
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Why are you posing horribly lit photos and why should I be impressed? Yes I've been celibate since... drumroll... Luke, but amatuer photos of sexual acts aren't going to push me over the edge. I am waiting for a special man to take away my newfound virginity. I demand that he is college educated, well-mannered, open minded and has a working penis. Oh yes, and he has to love his parents-- a man who doesn't love and respect his family is doomed for disaster. I'm pretty sure that Smelly Monkey is the only one here that fits the bill.
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Why are you posing horribly lit photos
Because you didn't reply to my question to you about softboxes.
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and why should I be impressed?
Because you're desperate (see your first post).
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Yes I've been celibate since... drumroll... Luke
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but amatuer photos of sexual acts aren't going to push me over the edge.
It was a pro shoot (that's a famous L.A. porn actress -- duh), but the photographer fucked up. You know how photographers are.
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I am waiting for a special man to take away my newfound virginity. I demand that he is college educated,
I'm that, but I demand that my mates not be gold-diggers so I shy away from women who demand college guys.
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well-mannered
oh well then.
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I'm pretty sure that Smelly Monkey is the only one here that fits the bill.
get er done Monkey
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Don't worry about this guy Holly, he's a repeat offending troll/kiddie-toucher who's no doubt soon to be banned.
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I am waiting for a special man to take away my newfound virginity. I demand that he is college educated, well-mannered, open minded and has a working penis. Oh yes, and he has to love his parents-- a man who doesn't love and respect his family is doomed for disaster.
Note to self: locate nearest U-Haul and get directions to California. 
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I hope they ban that jerk before he exposes us for the imbeciles we are.
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I demand that he is college educated, well-mannered, open minded and has a working penis.
I believe I'm your man, Holly. I am polite, well-mannered, I have TWO degrees and TWO peni.... well, let's just say I'm fully functional.
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Edited by elglorioso (07/31/06 10:43 AM)
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Why are you posing horribly lit photos and why should I be impressed? Yes I've been celibate since... drumroll... Luke, but amatuer photos of sexual acts aren't going to push me over the edge. I am waiting for a special man to take away my newfound virginity. I demand that he is college educated, well-mannered, open minded and has a working penis. Oh yes, and he has to love his parents-- a man who doesn't love and respect his family is doomed for disaster. I'm pretty sure that Smelly Monkey is the only one here that fits the bill.
Oh god, you had sex with luke????. His desperation/obsession wore you down? WOW, I wouldn't be putting that info out there otherwise you could find yourself having two 300 pound problems in ac cream and swami if they sniff that angle works with you, theres none better at desperate obsession then ac cream and swami, da burgs a close 3rd and lukes a distant 4th since he actually managed to make it work unlike the other 3. God, please tell me Luke cries with guilt and shame during sex.
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Why are you posing horribly lit photos and why should I be impressed? Yes I've been celibate since... drumroll... Luke, but amatuer photos of sexual acts aren't going to push me over the edge. I am waiting for a special man to take away my newfound virginity. I demand that he is college educated, well-mannered, open minded and has a working penis. Oh yes, and he has to love his parents-- a man who doesn't love and respect his family is doomed for disaster. I'm pretty sure that Smelly Monkey is the only one here that fits the bill.
Oh god, you had sex with luke????. His desperation/obsession wore you down? WOW, I wouldn't be putting that info out there otherwise you could find yourself having two 300 pound problems in ac cream and swami if they sniff that angle works with you, theres none better at desperate obsession then ac cream and swami, da burgs a close 3rd and lukes a distant 4th since he actually managed to make it work unlike the other 3. God, please tell me Luke cries with guilt and shame during sex.
Luke is a pervert just like the rest of us and I did my best to bring it out in him. I got him to do things he'd never done before-- I hope he's not ashamed of it, I'm actually proud of myself for getting him to let loose sexually. Luke's a strange guy but I do like him and I think we will always be friends. You should see him as of late-- he's lost about 30 lbs and he's in love with a very sweet girl and it shows-- he glows now. It's actually quite cute.
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I am waiting for a special man to take away my newfound virginity. I demand that he is college educated, well-mannered, open minded and has a working penis.
Where does the line start? Actually, I'm not sure if I would want to be "the next" penis after Luke....
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