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Hey Ashley, your old boyfriend blew a fuse!
      #155277 - 04/23/06 11:23 PM

Wicked director David Stanley writes


"...thursday, around 3 in the morning, i'm blogging about how i want to kill myself. i have had a huge fight with my neighbor, gotten some disappointing news from work, and been smoking too much pot, and watching "hostel" waaay too much.

i had slashed open my hand so awful that the muscle popped up in between the skin flap, as if i was squeezing it between my fingers, and white, maggot-brained little nodes and a severed nerve took a shot to wave to me and say hello...

blood is spurting, orgeysering everywhere, spattin' the new copy of the LA Weekly, the one with Luke Ford on the cover . . . hitting the floor, flying all over the white shirt I bought in Chicago with Ally.

...they sent me over to the Northridge Medical Center to meet with a team of skilled psycho-analysts and social workers. So i went there, to the most depressing hospital waiting room I've ever been to. And I waited. Six hours."

Wow, what a winner. Why can't people just step in front of a train or something. While I've had a close friend take her own life, this combination of a half-assed effort mixed with a whinning post describing his failure reeks of loser pathos.
What an idiot.
Ashley, what the fuck were you thinking to let this moron fuck you for free?


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Re: Hey Ashley, your old boyfriend blew a fuse! new
      #155283 - 04/23/06 11:31 PM

Northridge Medical Center has a unique Psyche Ward so-to-speak, whatever they call it there. The old tile in the hospital screams deadly mold growing in the grout. I wonder how many of the loopy patients are wigging out cuz they're late on their meds thinking the mold is freshly grown mushrooms that does their body good. Fuckin tile munchers.

I once knew a moron who's mother spent weeks at their facility and I think she lost it even more when she returned. She never ate her peanut butter sandwiches the same. *sigh*

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Re: Hey Ashley, your old boyfriend blew a fuse! new
      #155286 - 04/23/06 11:54 PM

Gen, your familiarity with the psych ward scares me. And that's a little too much detail about the mold...does it still haunt your dreams?

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      #155288 - 04/24/06 12:04 AM

Only once in a while but I notice that it haunts me most when I sleep after eating brie. I keep forgetting to cut off the "harmless white mold" aka penicillium candidum... harmless my ass!!!

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Re: Hey Ashley, your old boyfriend blew a fuse! new
      #155289 - 04/24/06 12:05 AM

Does that mean your pooper is still broke?

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      #155291 - 04/24/06 12:09 AM

If it don't look pretty then it's broken. Gia has a better "shit pussy" than I. It's beautiful in fact.

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Re: Hey Ashley, your old boyfriend blew a fuse! new
      #155293 - 04/24/06 12:18 AM

the phrase "shit pussy" just ruins it for me.

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      #155294 - 04/24/06 12:20 AM

I'm amused by it. LOL Without Hillary it couldn't have ever been done I guess. Thank you, you sexy thang.

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Re: Hey Ashley, your old boyfriend blew a fuse! new
      #155337 - 04/24/06 04:07 AM

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the phrase "shit pussy" just ruins it for me.




I guess it beats "greasey shit palace". A phrase I heard in one of those old 1980's VCA vids.

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Re: Hey Ashley, your old boyfriend blew a fuse! new
      #155340 - 04/24/06 04:58 AM

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If it don't look pretty then it's broken. Gia has a better "shit pussy" than I. It's beautiful in fact.




Thanks. I've always refered to it as my back-up pussy instead. Mason laughed her ass off the first time she heard me say it. Gen, whassup with the dead Cindy Sherman style avatar?

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      #155427 - 04/24/06 04:03 PM

After doing my first pseudo-snuff film a few years ago, having mild make-up to my applied to my mug as if I got beaten to death with a few slits here and there, blood spurting everywhere, I found it really intriguing to look at. More so, just really liked the look. I don't just enjoy seeing an idea of what I'd look like dead by being brutally beaten and slashed but other too. Not that I'd make it a reality even some would think isn't such a bad idea.

The halt to a brutal death looks peaceful.

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      #155437 - 04/24/06 04:49 PM

my nigga ju ju bee looked like that genny p photo after some niggas from around the way got they hands on him. Once again art imitates life.

But back on topic. what kinda bitch ass nigga is this fool crying about suicide on myspace.com? This fool straight acting like a 16 year old bitch who just got dumped.

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Re: Hey Ashley, your old boyfriend blew a fuse! new
      #155442 - 04/24/06 05:12 PM

i think nikki hunter actually told hillary about calling it a shit pussy...but I could be wrong

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Re: Hey Ashley, your old boyfriend blew a fuse! new
      #155466 - 04/24/06 06:37 PM

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i think nikki hunter actually told hillary about calling it a shit pussy...but I could be wrong



"shit pussy", "backup pussy", are nice words. I have to come back more often to learn better english. Thanks boys and girls.

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Re: Hey Ashley, your old boyfriend blew a fuse! new
      #155478 - 04/24/06 07:48 PM

i went ahead earlier and fucked a niggette from around the way in her anus. This bitch is so dumb that i after i busted my nuts up in her large intestine i told her she was gonna have a baby. True to my thinking the bitch just called me and told me she gave birth to a little nigga. She walking around with a log of shit in a blanky. She named the child shakwan. she still trying to figure out why he so stinky.

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Re: Hey Ashley, your old boyfriend blew a fuse! new
      #155509 - 04/24/06 08:44 PM

Quote:

i went ahead earlier and fucked a niggette from around the way in her anus. This bitch is so dumb that i after i busted my nuts up in her large intestine i told her she was gonna have a baby. True to my thinking the bitch just called me and told me she gave birth to a little nigga. She walking around with a log of shit in a blanky. She named the child shakwan. she still trying to figure out why he so stinky.




That's poetry!

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Re: Hey Ashley, your old boyfriend blew a fuse! new
      #161330 - 05/22/06 08:55 PM

this is the funniest thing i have ever read for some reason.
Quote:

i went ahead earlier and fucked a niggette from around the way in her anus. This bitch is so dumb that i after i busted my nuts up in her large intestine i told her she was gonna have a baby. True to my thinking the bitch just called me and told me she gave birth to a little nigga. She walking around with a log of shit in a blanky. She named the child shakwan. she still trying to figure out why he so stinky.




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Re: Hey Ashley, your old boyfriend blew a fuse! new
      #161331 - 05/22/06 08:59 PM

Quote:

i went ahead earlier and fucked a niggette from around the way in her anus. This bitch is so dumb that i after i busted my nuts up in her large intestine i told her she was gonna have a baby. True to my thinking the bitch just called me and told me she gave birth to a little nigga. She walking around with a log of shit in a blanky. She named the child shakwan. she still trying to figure out why he so stinky.




who could read this then deny the greatness of GUAPO?

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