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Alyssa West claims high standards...
      #143200 - 02/27/06 12:12 PM

Everyone's favorite degenerate hooker Alyssa West must have been stumbling around the Internet after her Craig's List John left last night, because on my Instant Messenger this morning this is what I found:

Xxxalyssawest: i still hope you go to fucking hell and i hope you post this on your fucking xxxporntalk bullshit.....i might be 9 months pregnant and still hooking but i have always kept my standards high....i dont have a fucking std..why dont you look at my aim test...and also i dont do drugs and will get tested for that as well...all of you need to grow up and get a life and maybe take a shower so you dont have such bad b.o. and maybe you could get laid and not have to pay for pussy

Xxxalyssawest: thank you

For those of you who are unfamiliar with Alyssa, see these threads:

Initial Alyssa West Pregnancy Thread

Alyssa wants me to burn in hell

Womb for rent...

Alyssa West Has No Dignity



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Re: Alyssa West claims high standards... new
      #143216 - 02/27/06 01:54 PM

Quote:

i might be 9 months pregnant and still hooking...maybe you could get laid and not have to pay for pussy



I don't know if I'm sadder for aborted abortion itself, or the adoptive parents who will wonder what sort of retarded reproductive cells generated this crack-child?

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Re: Alyssa West claims high standards... new
      #143223 - 02/27/06 02:28 PM

Alyssa is just a really tragic case. How can someone stand by the decision to be a 9 month pregnant Craig's list hooker? Letting strange freaks come into your apartment to bang you for a couple hundred bucks... I mean Jesus if I found out my mom was doing that while she was pregnant with me I'd probably shoot her and myself.

Alyssa needs to move back to Texas and try to become a normal human being instead of the human toilet she currently is.

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Re: Alyssa West claims high standards... new
      #143260 - 02/27/06 06:27 PM

I bet Maged is stroking out a big load on the idea of her not only being a porn star mother....but a porn star pregnant hooker....

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Re: Alyssa West claims high standards... new
      #143265 - 02/27/06 07:16 PM

Quote:

I bet Maged is stroking out a big load on the idea of her not only being a porn star mother....but a porn star pregnant hooker....



I know so.

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Re: Alyssa West claims high standards... new
      #143274 - 02/27/06 08:34 PM

Quote:

Quote:

i might be 9 months pregnant and still hooking...maybe you could get laid and not have to pay for pussy



I don't know if I'm sadder for aborted abortion itself, or the adoptive parents who will wonder what sort of retarded reproductive cells generated this crack-child?






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Re: Alyssa West claims high standards... new
      #143292 - 02/27/06 09:13 PM

Life's a bitch and then you die; that's why we get high
Cause you never know when you're gonna go
Life's a bitch and then you die; that's why we puff lye
Cause you never know when you're gonna go

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Re: Alyssa West claims high standards... new
      #143304 - 02/27/06 09:41 PM

too much illmatic for eddie. wait, there's never too much illmatic.

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Re: Alyssa West claims high standards... new
      #143306 - 02/27/06 09:48 PM

This girl isn't very attractive and if you are correct about seven pregnancies by the age of nineteen then she belongs on the Maury Povich Show. I googled "903-372-9038" and there was alot of listings-alot. But getting pregnant that many times is just plain irresponsible! Tony let me ask you this what's your opinion on sterilization? I think she seriously needs this. What's your opinion?

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Re: Alyssa West claims high standards... new
      #143309 - 02/27/06 09:59 PM

I think 70% of the population needs sterilization.

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Re: Alyssa West claims high standards... new
      #143313 - 02/27/06 10:14 PM

Quote:

too much illmatic for eddie. wait, there's never too much illmatic.




exactly.

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Re: Alyssa West claims high standards... new
      #143314 - 02/27/06 10:31 PM

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I think 70% of the population needs sterilization.




try 99.9%, Gia....
btw, here's a message that AW sent to me on myspace:

" hey... i have a problem with your site....not you but the people on it they are rude....the guy who starts everything is tony malice you know from jm productions.....i have worked for him and then he talked shit...i confronted him....and he talks more shit.... i dont believe that any site should be able to do that to people"


That's why his name is Malice.


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Re: Alyssa West claims high standards... new
      #143325 - 02/27/06 10:54 PM

Quote:


i might be 9 months pregnant and still hooking but i have always kept my standards high....i dont have a fucking std..why dont you look at my aim test...and also i dont do drugs and will get tested for that as well...all of you need to grow up and get a life and maybe take a shower so you dont have such bad b.o. and maybe you could get laid and not have to pay for pussy




Whats she charging to let some guy knock a few dents in her kids forehead?

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Re: Alyssa West claims high standards... new
      #143327 - 02/27/06 10:58 PM

Quote:

Quote:

too much illmatic for eddie. wait, there's never too much illmatic.




exactly.



illmatic is on heavy rotation always

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Re: Alyssa West claims high standards... new
      #143350 - 02/27/06 11:37 PM

http://www.anythingpost.com/providerdetails.asp?providerid=2809


$500 for anal.

Don't strange things start happening to your pooper when you're pregnant?

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Re: Alyssa West claims high standards... new
      #143388 - 02/28/06 12:44 AM

Quote:

http://www.anythingpost.com/providerdetails.asp?providerid=2809


$500 for anal.

Don't strange things start happening to your pooper when you're pregnant?




Like.........?



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Re: Alyssa West claims high standards... new
      #143405 - 02/28/06 01:12 AM

Quote:

Quote:

http://www.anythingpost.com/providerdetails.asp?providerid=2809


$500 for anal.

Don't strange things start happening to your pooper when you're pregnant?




Like.........?







That's what I'm asking.

I know during birth you shit everywhere, but don't you lose control of your bowels during pregnancy too?

And doesn't your arsehole open up during pregnancy?


I googled.

Hemorrhoids.

The pressures of the uterus with baby may during the end of your pregnancy restrict the blood flow to the rectum causing a balloon effect near the anus.


I think there's more.

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Re: Alyssa West claims high standards... new
      #143468 - 02/28/06 03:51 AM

Im getting so desperate for a date that i would go out with her

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Re: Alyssa West claims high standards... new
      #143473 - 02/28/06 05:08 AM

I know that when I want lessons in morality I always turn to habitual porn forum posters.

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Re: Alyssa West claims high standards... new
      #143920 - 03/01/06 07:52 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

http://www.anythingpost.com/providerdetails.asp?providerid=2809


$500 for anal.

Don't strange things start happening to your pooper when you're pregnant?




Like.........?







That's what I'm asking.

I know during birth you shit everywhere, but don't you lose control of your bowels during pregnancy too?

And doesn't your arsehole open up during pregnancy?


I googled.

Hemorrhoids.

The pressures of the uterus with baby may during the end of your pregnancy restrict the blood flow to the rectum causing a balloon effect near the anus.


I think there's more.




When a woman is pushing the baby out, other body contents can come out such as excrement.

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