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Skeeter Kerkove Fiasco
#133603 - 01/14/06 03:41 PM Attachment (350 downloads)
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Skeeter Kerkove was hired by Ducati Productions to produce and direct a new anal line for us. The first movie we got from him was already shot and purchased by Ducati. Skeeter Kerkove signed an in-depth contract giving Ducati exclusive ownership of five scenes, certifying in the contract that they have never been used before.
Ducati Productions has verified for a fact that at least one of the scenes was sold to Metro Interactive and that the artwork on Metro's "More Than a handful #15" was made with photos owned by Ducati under the same contract.
We have had to recall one movie a week before the release date because it contained two additional bonus scenes of Bridgette Kerkove provided in the deal by Skeeter Kerkove that may be owned by Metro Interactive. Ducati has currently suffered losses around thirty thousand dollars ($30,000.00). A lawsuit against Skeeter Kerkove is forthcoming.
The second movie that we got from Skeeter is the absolutely worst shot production we have ever scene. We were truly ashamed to put our name on it and distribute it and only did so to recover the money spent on it. Anyone who purchased "Welcome to the Bung Hole #2" and is not happy with it will be given a full refund.
Every possible thing you could do wrong was in it. From Light stands and wires, camera mans feet, dirty lens, spit all over the lens throughout the scene, camera man constantly sniffling/snorting throughout the audio, shaky camera, absolutely no cutaways, no continuity, it's got it all and more. No editor in the world could have made this right. It will make the perfect training movie of how NOT to shoot porn. Ducati productions will provide a FREE copy of it to ANYONE that wants it.
Skeeter Kerkove refuses to answer or return our calls. Skeeter Kerkove cannot be trusted and doesn’t have the balls to stand up and face the situation.
Ducati Productions
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Skeeter sucks. End of story. 
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Please advise how to obtain the complimentary copy of
"Welcome to the Bung Hole 2"
Thanks!
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yes i'd like a copy of it too please
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Fax your shipping info and a copy of your ID to 818-887-8207. ID is needed to make sure we dont send this to some kid.
Due to the overwhelming response, we will have to ask that you cover the UPS shipping cost. You pay UPS when it arrives. Usually 5 or 6 bucks depending on where you live.
Ducati Productions
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Why don´t you just rename it "Skeeter Kerkove´s How NOT To Shoot Porn - A Lesson In Incompetence", and put it back on the market half the price, with a commentary track poiting every mistake he makes? That would be better.
I did that in the late 80´s, when I re-edited some pics of a stupid competitor and put em on the market. Of course, DVDs were only a dream at the time, so we used video introductions made by a famous porn movie critic in Brazil.
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I'd love to do a story on it. Could you please send me a copy of that  Skeeter movie and a copy of your fav Ducati movie,  with a really good director,and I will do a story on it taking some stuff from your original post and of course interviewing you and including your website. So of course you have to pay the postage, lol, it's free publicity! If you could drop me an e-mail and we will talk about the details, I don't think giving out my home address on here would be a really good idea, lmao
Cindi Loftus Xcitement.com Xcitement Mag THANKS! 
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Prior to hiring Skeeter to produce & direct your new anal line, had you ever watched anything of his? Did you have any idea what-so-ever as to his style and preferred techniques? Or did you just hire him on someone else’s word without doing any research of your own?
If you want hardcore anal shot in the most genuine gonzo style possible (director comments throughout the scene, lights, cables & crew getting into the shot, handheld camera shot with the intent of not a single cut occurring in post, shots so close that the sex gets on the lens), then Skeeter is your man!
If you’re expecting Skeeter to turn out a polished Michael Ninn or Andrew Blake Scene, especially if you haven’t given him any input as to what you expect, then you’re a fool! That’s not what he does. And if you don’t like what he does, than you’re and even bigger fool for hiring him.
Skeeter shoots the same girls over and over again in the same locations over and over again and provides all the outfits that the girls wear. Is it any surprise that after a given number of scenes within these variable that similarities might occur. Be absolutely sure the scenes are one in the same and not just similar before you make accusations. And don’t forget his lying whore of an ex-wife had free run of his home for weeks. It wouldn’t be beyond her to rob her ex blind and give the tapes over to her pimp at Metro. She’s done it in the past, why wouldn’t she do it again?
As to any lawsuit that may or may not be forthcoming; your claim to “substantial losses’ will certainly be diluted by the fact that you are giving it away for free. How can you suffer a loss from something that you offer to the public free of charge regardless of the reason?
Skeeter has made us a lot of money in the past. I, for one, wouldn’t hesitate to hire him again. I know what he’s capable of and I wouldn’t hire him for anything other than what he’s best at.
If you stop giving away the product and making it worthless through your own actions, we might be interested in buying it from you. I have clients that can’t get enough of Skeeter’s stuff.
If you expect your company to be more successful than the mediocre eurotrash motorcycle it’s named after, you better start doing a little more of your own pre-production research and maybe a little more hands on production.
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Skeeter Kerkove was hired by Ducati Productions to produce and direct a new anal line for us. The first movie we got from him was already shot and purchased by Ducati. Skeeter Kerkove signed an in-depth contract giving Ducati exclusive ownership of five scenes, certifying in the contract that they have never been used before.
Ducati Productions has verified for a fact that at least one of the scenes was sold to Metro Interactive and that the artwork on Metro's "More Than a handful #15" was made with photos owned by Ducati under the same contract.
We have had to recall one movie a week before the release date because it contained two additional bonus scenes of Bridgette Kerkove provided in the deal by Skeeter Kerkove that may be owned by Metro Interactive. Ducati has currently suffered losses around thirty thousand dollars ($30,000.00). A lawsuit against Skeeter Kerkove is forthcoming.
The second movie that we got from Skeeter is the absolutely worst shot production we have ever scene. We were truly ashamed to put our name on it and distribute it and only did so to recover the money spent on it. Anyone who purchased "Welcome to the Bung Hole #2" and is not happy with it will be given a full refund.
Every possible thing you could do wrong was in it. From Light stands and wires, camera mans feet, dirty lens, spit all over the lens throughout the scene, camera man constantly sniffling/snorting throughout the audio, shaky camera, absolutely no cutaways, no continuity, it's got it all and more. No editor in the world could have made this right. It will make the perfect training movie of how NOT to shoot porn. Ducati productions will provide a FREE copy of it to ANYONE that wants it.
Skeeter Kerkove refuses to answer or return our calls. Skeeter Kerkove cannot be trusted and doesn’t have the balls to stand up and face the situation.
Ducati Productions
that movie sounds straight ghetto. Id bet its really good! Can i get a free copy? I noticed that you want a copy of photo id? Well currently i have a id thats been confiscated. So how we go about this?
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Bad Habit,
You need to re-read what was written a little more carefully. The movie we offered to give away is NOT the same movie that we are claiming the losses from. The loss came from another movie that contained scenes of Bridgette that Metro may own that we had to pull a week before the release date.
Skeeter was hired solely on our belief that his name would sell and it did on the first movie.
We NEVER said Skeeter gave those tapes to Metro. We know for a fact that Bridgette was the one that turned them in to Metro. It doesnt matter though. Skeeter is the one that signed the contract. Skeeter is the one that is responsible to us. If Bridgette stole them from him and made copies, then he needs to take action on her. The one scene that Metro has IS the same scene we have and the photos we have are an exact side by side match to Metro's.
We made several calls to Skeeter to hear what he had to say about the situation. He chose to ignore us completly. He had more than ample opportunity to have his say. Why act like a guilty man and hide? Taking him to court was not something we wanted to do. We have much better things to do than mess with this.
If you are serious about having a buyer for the movie we will be more than happy to sell it to you. From your description of genuine gonzo, I think you would be happy with the movie.
Ducati Productions
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