Get well Soon Mandy Taylor

chatted with Mandy Taylor on Yahoo Messenger a little while ago...The sassy, popular XPT Porn chick has wrecked her middle finger on her writing hand and is currently laid up, unable to do her popular webcam-show business, much to the chagrin of horny men around the world. Mandy tells me:

Mandy: " I have to have surgery on my finger, I tore a tendon on the knuckle, if i dont have the surgery i wont have use of my finger. My luck gets fricken better all the time...!"

I offer consolingly "Babe, I am so sorry....what is the prognosis / plan?"

Mandy: "Surgery. This sucks, I went to my follow up today, thinking "whoopeee", they will say a few weeks and I will be good to go but they are sending me to Frator (spelling)? which is a major hospital in Wisconsin, the best for a hand specialist

Me: "...yeah I've heard of it actually...."

Mandy: "Its the hand i write with and all...this sucks..."

Da Burglar has a moment of silence for Mandy's Distressed Digit. Mandy is a popular webcam performer so there no doubt are many frustrated men at home right now in sexual distress because of mandy's injured finger. I Pause and reflect on how this seemingly small event/happening could have wide spread ramifications. Because of Mandy's injury, she cannot perform on webcam, which means some of her clients will be unable to masturbate and relieve themselves in their customary fashion. Most of these clients will no doubt find other ways to releive themselves of their DSB (Dangerous Sperm Buildup), but its possible that one or two of her clients might actually decide to have real sex with their mates/partners instead of selfishly jerking off on webcam to Mandy's comely personage. It is possible that, tonight, a child will be conceived, somewhere, all because XPT's own Mandy Taylor tore up her middle finger.

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I'm not sick but I'm not well.....

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